Crabs on the Bench?

I'm not a lawyer and have very little desire to be one. But as a Marylander...if I were selected to be a judge, I would certainly get some crabs and take them to the court room. I would proceed to crack those claws open with my gavel and have myself a feast. When court resumes, it would certainly be glorious to decide the guilt or innocence of individuals while inhaling the beautiful, leftover aroma of Old Bay.